I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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