and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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