I'm lost and stupid without you.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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