He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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