this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
