Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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