Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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