Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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