You smell like a Billy Joel song
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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