Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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