The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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