It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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