What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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