I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize