walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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