If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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