Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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