Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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