spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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