there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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