I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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