I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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