just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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