I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He did a backflip because drugs
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