I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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