who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I forget how to act sober
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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