GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Randomize
