Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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