I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
