My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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