butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
handjob tips. give me some.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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