Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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