I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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