I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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