Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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