i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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