it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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