Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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