i permit you to call me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
