I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Hippo gnu deer
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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