Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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