You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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