I'm lost and stupid without you.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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