I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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