i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We need to get me chipped asap
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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