We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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