He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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