The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Your penis caused this!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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