Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
