Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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