Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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