Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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