Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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