Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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