is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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