Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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